SEYMOUR: Back at the beach, Manu the Mango & Calypso the Coconut finally manage to convince Nigel that he is an iguana
MANU: That is correct. And adult iguanas do not eat insects. They survive entirely on a diet of vegetables & fr… french fries?
CALYPSO: No man
MANU: Fast food, frankfurters? Fresh fish?
CALYPSO: No mon, it’s fresh tropical fruit mon
NIGEL: Slurp, mmm, a nice ripe mango does sound good right now. Don’t run! Come here, come here. Stop!
MANU: No, get back. Stand away. This mango is not sweet, I am bitter. I have very bad taste. I am bitter to the taste. Bitter in your mouth, if you take a bite, bad things you will shout!
NIGEL: Just a bite man, just one taste. Come here!
MANU: No, I was coated with insecticide, I have very thick skin. I am no good! No good at all
NIGEL: Come here you crazy Mango! Come now man
MANU: I am rotten–you know, ripe in a different kind of way
NIGEL: Come on! CALYPSO: Cool it, mon! MANU: No good, whew! I am so stinky I would not even stand next to myself! NIGEL: Just a nibble
MANU: Stop! What If I tell you of something that is even sweeter than a plump ripe junie mango?
CALYPSO: What could be sweeter than a mango, mon? YOUTH DIRECTOR: Candy, cake, or chocolate? CALYPSO: (Sings) Calypso sweet…
Everyone: Stop!
CALYPSO: Sorry mon.
MANU: None is as sweet as my Savior Jesus Christ.
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