Jonah:
Do not fight,
Do not cheat,
Wash your hands before you eat.
There is nothing quite as sweet-
A message from the Lord!
Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why I’ve come to share
a message from the Lord!
And if you follow God’s commands,
there will be peace throughout the land!
You will live long and happy lives!
With your sheep – your kids – your wives!!
Don’t eat pigs
Don’t eat bats.
Don’t eat beetles, flies, or gnats.
Stay away from all of that!
A message from the Lord!
Do what’s right.
Don’t provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it’s not a joke!
A message from the Lord!
Townspeople:
Do not fight.
Do not cheat.
Woman 1:
Wash your hands before you eat.
Man 1:
There is nothing quite as sweet-
Woman 2:
A message from the Lord!!
Jonah:
All together now!
Townspeople:
Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why he came to share a message from the Lord!
And if we follow God’s commands,
there will be peace throughout the land.
We will live long and happy lives!
With our sheep – our kids – our wives!!
Do what’s right.
Don’t provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it’s not a joke.
A message from the Lord!
Jonah:
Don’t do drugs.
Stay in school.
Cockney Person:
This is quite a lot of rules!
Jonah:
Follow them and you’re no fool a-
Townspeople:
Follow them and you’re no fool a-
Jonah:
Follow them and you’re no fool a-
All:
A message from the Lord!
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